Zero Dark Pasture | Tactical Highland | Wolf & Steer
Somewhere out past the back fence, the Highlands are watching. You can't see them. They can see you. Zero Dark Pasture is our tribute to the shaggiest operators in the field — a Scottish Highland cow kitted out in night-vision goggles, rendered in a classic military stencil typeface. It's the kind of shirt that gets a second look at the feed store, a knowing nod at the range, and a real laugh from anyone who's ever spent a cold 4 a.m. walking fence line with a flashlight.
We print this design DTG on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — 100% ring-spun cotton, soft from the first wear, and cut with a relaxed unisex fit that works on a rancher, a reservist, or your brother-in-law who won't stop quoting action movies. The direct-to-garment process sinks the ink into the fabric so the stencil edges stay crisp and the shirt keeps feeling like a shirt, not a billboard. It's printed on demand in the USA (Charlotte, LA, or Dallas, depending on which Printful facility is closest to you) and shipped straight from the press.
Who it's for
This one's built for tactical-humor folks, veterans, country boys and girls with a sharp sense of humor, and Highland cow lovers who appreciate a little edge with their fluff. It makes a solid Father's Day shirt, birthday gift, or stocking stuffer for the guy who already owns every plain olive-drab tee on the internet. Pair it with our Barry the Goat or American Highland designs for a full Wolf & Steer lineup.
The details
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee
- Fit: Unisex, relaxed — size up for roomier, true-to-size for classic
- Print: Direct-to-garment (DTG), stencil-style Highland cow with night-vision goggles
- Sizes: XS through 5XL across a range of colors (25 variants)
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach
- Origin: Designed on our farm in Ithaca, Michigan. Printed and shipped in the USA.
Shipping & sizing
Because every shirt is printed to order, expect about 2–5 business days in production plus shipping time. If you're between sizes, the 3001 runs true — go up one if you prefer a looser fit through the shoulders. Questions about a size or a color? Send us a note. We're a small farm family and we actually read the emails.
Wolf & Steer is a working 30-acre farm in mid-Michigan — Scottish Highlands, mini cows, goats, and one very opinionated goat named Barry. Every design we put out starts with an animal we know by name and a joke we actually laughed at first. Zero Dark Pasture is no exception. Somewhere in the tree line, the Highlands are holding the perimeter. You're covered.