Welcome to the Tactical Series — the corner of Wolf & Steer where our farm sense of humor meets a military-surplus aesthetic. These shirts were born from the same running joke we tell at chore time: our animals have their own chain of command, their own operators, and their own questionable decision-making. We just put it on a tee.

The flagship piece is Zero Dark Pasture, a stylized Scottish Highland cow in full tactical mode — think shaggy coat, serious horns, and the kind of stare Belle gives us when breakfast is late. It's a love letter to Highland cattle with a wink for anyone who's ever worn a plate carrier or just likes the look. Alongside it rides The Insurgent, our possum tribute. Wanted: dead or playing dead. Because if you've ever tried to evict a possum from a chicken coop, you know the enemy is patient, committed, and frequently horizontal.

Both designs are printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tees — soft, well-fitting, and built to hold up to actual farm days, range days, or couch days. Printing happens on demand in the USA through our Printful partners, so each shirt is made after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Nothing gets wasted.

Who these are for

• Military, veteran, and first-responder folks with a sense of humor
• Highland cow and goat people who want something besides florals
• Farmers, homesteaders, and anyone who's lost a battle to a possum
• Gift shoppers hunting for a dad shirt, brother shirt, or range buddy shirt that isn't boring

Collection details

• Style: Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex short-sleeve tee
• Fit: True to size, sizes S–3XL depending on design
• Print: Direct-to-garment, printed on demand
• Made in: USA (Charlotte NC, Los Angeles CA, Dallas TX)
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low

Shipping is typically 2–5 business days after print, straight from the print facility to your door. Browse both designs below and pick your operator — cow or possum. We won't judge either choice.