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The design sits front and center, wanted-poster style, clean enough to wear to town and weird enough that the right people will stop you in the grocery aisle to ask about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe print The Insurgent on the \u003cstrong\u003eBella + Canvas 3001\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is the unisex tee we keep coming back to. It's 100% ring-spun cotton, soft from the first wear, and it holds its shape instead of turning into a sad tent after two washes. The art is applied with direct-to-garment printing, so the ink soaks into the fibers — no heavy plastic feel, no cracked letters six months in. Just a shirt that looks like the shirt you bought.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one's for the farm-humor crowd, the tactical-gear folks with a sense of humor about themselves, and anyone whose group chat has at least one possum meme pinned. It makes a solid gift for a homesteader, a hunter, a dad who reads trail-cam reports like the evening news, or the friend who insists possums are \"actually really useful, did you know they eat ticks?\" (They do. He's right.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Direct-to-garment, front placement, wanted-poster layout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, true to size — size up for a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on demand in the USA by our partners in Charlotte, Los Angeles, or Dallas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eA note from the farm\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWolf \u0026amp; Steer is a small family operation on 30 acres in Ithaca, Michigan. We run Scottish Highland cattle, mini cows, goats, and — whether we like it or not — a rotating cast of possums. Every shirt in our Season 1 lineup started as an inside joke around the kitchen table before it became a design. The Insurgent is probably the most accurate to daily farm life. The possums really are always there. They really do play dead. They really are out here running a long con on all of us, and we respect it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every shirt is made to order, production takes about 2–5 business days before your order ships. Nothing sits in a warehouse collecting dust. Your Insurgent is printed for you, packed, and sent on its way from whichever US facility is closest. If sizing doesn't work out, reach out — we're real people and we'll help you sort it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with The Crest, the Tactical Highland, or Barry the Goat for the full Wolf \u0026amp; Steer roll call. 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