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We don't disagree. He'd hex us if we did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a soft, true-to-size unisex tee built for everyday wear. Not stiff, not boxy — the kind of shirt that gets pulled out of the drawer first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e — classic crew neck, runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft hand feel\u003c\/strong\u003e — combed cotton, lightweight, breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e — fulfilled by our print partner in Charlotte, Los Angeles, or Dallas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront-design portrait\u003c\/strong\u003e of Barry the goat, captioned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade-to-order\u003c\/strong\u003e — we don't hold inventory, so each shirt is printed for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho Barry is, exactly\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBarry is not part of the Glam Squad. Barry is a beast apart. If the Glam Squad is a fashion show, Barry is the goth in the back of the chapel. He is also the same goat who once climbed onto Belle the Highland cow's back to take a nap and refused to come down — yes, that goat. The internet-famous one. The one who looks at the camera like he owns the deed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for people who appreciate a specific kind of animal — the kind with main-character energy and a little bit of menace. Goat people will get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGreat for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoat lovers and farm-humor people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for the friend who quotes obscure things at dinner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCountry fairs, farmers markets, and weekend errands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever owned a goat and survived\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or just a Tuesday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout Wolf \u0026amp; Steer\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe are a small working family farm on 30 acres in \u003cstrong\u003eIthaca, Michigan\u003c\/strong\u003e. The name says it plain — \u003cem\u003eWolf\u003c\/em\u003e for our husky-mix sibling dogs Chase and Everest, who came north with us from Texas, and \u003cem\u003eSteer\u003c\/em\u003e for our cattle, a herd of Scottish Highlands, Black Dexters, and mini moos. Plus the goats. Plus the peacocks (we call them the Cartel — Carlos, Raul, Jorge, Guillermo). Plus the chickens (the Yakuza, currently down to two seasoned veterans). Plus Barry, who is his own category.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design we make starts with a real animal we know by name. Barry is real. The face on this shirt is his actual face. We just translated it into something you can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrint, fit, and care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets wasted. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. 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