{"product_id":"i-dont-always-ride-cows-barry-rides-belle-wolf-steer","title":"I Don't Always Ride Cows — Barry Rides Belle | Wolf \u0026 Steer","description":"\u003ch3\u003eThe shirt born from a real farm moment\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one actually happened. Barry, our white goat with main-character energy, climbed up onto Belle, our ginger Scottish Highland cow, and made himself at home. He napped. He surveyed his kingdom. He did not get down for a long, long time. Belle, ever the patient big girl, just kept chewing her cud like a goat on her back was a perfectly normal Tuesday on a Michigan farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe grabbed a photo. The photo became a legend. The legend became a shirt. \u003cstrong\u003eI Don't Always Ride Cows\u003c\/strong\u003e — but when Barry does, he picks the fluffiest one on the pasture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho is Barry?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBarry is a beast apart. He is not part of the Glam Squad — that is the fashion-girl goat pack (Birky, Chanel, Gucci, Louie, and Prada). Barry runs solo. Around the farm we call him the Most Sophisticated Goat in the World, and we mean it with full sincerity and zero seriousness. He is rumored to drink, scheme, and work on his demonic spells in the back of the barn. He is also extremely photogenic, as Belle would tell you if she could.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho is Belle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBelle is one of our original Scottish Highland girls. Big ginger coat, big sweet eyes, big appetite for treats. She recently became a mama to Ava, a little white Highland heifer. Belle has the kind of unbothered energy that lets a goat use her like a recliner and not blink about it. Iconic woman. Iconic cow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout the tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — the soft, well-fitting one that has earned its reputation honestly. Crew neck, classic cut, holds its shape, washes well, gets better with wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft ringspun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with a little bit of stretch where it counts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e — runs true; size up if you like a roomier fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e via our Printful partners in Charlotte, Los Angeles, and Dallas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo warehouse, no waste\u003c\/strong\u003e — we make it after you order it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWho this shirt is for\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHighland cow lovers. Goat people (you know who you are). Farm-humor folks who appreciate a real story over a stock graphic. Anyone who has ever met a goat and thought, \u003cem\u003ethat animal is up to something.\u003c\/em\u003e It works as a casual everyday tee, a barn shirt, a county-fair shirt, or a gift for the friend whose Instagram is 80% cows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind Wolf \u0026amp; Steer\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe are a small working family farm on 30 acres of triangular land in Ithaca, Michigan, between Lansing and Alma. The \u003cem\u003eWolf\u003c\/em\u003e in our name is for Chase and Everest, our husky-mix siblings who came north with us from Texas. The \u003cem\u003eSteer\u003c\/em\u003e is for our cattle — thirteen of them right now, a mix of Scottish Highlands, Black Dexters, and Mini Moos. Barry is one of six goats. The peacocks call themselves the Cartel. The chickens are the Yakuza. It is a whole situation out here, and we love every weird minute of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the feed store. Wear it to brunch. Wear it the next time someone asks if goats really do that. They do. 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